I’ve griped about Chinglish before, so let me now praise it.
The store’s name:
FUTWARE
Their slogan:
Desire of comfy.
I defy you to render that in proper English and make it even half as effective or endearing. 
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My absolute favorite Japlish quote, from a phonecard showing an idyllic woodland clearing, and an old-fashioned woman’s bicycle with a wide-brimmed flowered hat leaning on it:
“EUROPEAN VACATION
“We find out new personal in the space of apart from daily”
That is good.