He asks me to walk in a straight line, so I do, then he asks me “You call that a straight line?”.
You know how you can never think of a clever comeback until weeks later? Well, I wish I had said, I wish I had said…. “yes”.
But I was nervous and the only thing I could think of was “Well Officer Pythagoras, the closest you’ll ever come to a straight line is if you make an electroencephalagram of your own brain-waves!”
— Emo Philips