Monthly Archives: May 2006

Quote of the day

As for The Birth of a Nation, I’m glad I saw it once. My card is now officially punched. On the other hand, I can’t imagine voluntarily seeing it again, any more than I’d attend the premiere of an opera by Philip Glass other than at gunpoint.
— Terry Teachout, 8 May 2006

Quote of the day

[Wonder Woman] is taking longer to write than things usually do, and there’s some reasons for that. Not all of them are my incredible incompetence.
— Joss Whedon, interview, 2 May 2006

Quote of the day

I asked at the hotel
they didn’t know
told me to go to the train station
in the train station
they told me to go to information
and information mentioned a zoo
and a beautiful view of the city
On the way I saw a dog small as a mouse
I saw a dog as big as a house
I saw a puppet playing [...]

thetruth.com is still around?

Why is it the smarmy, in-your-face, puritannical bastards who never get run down by Mack trucks?

Quote of the day

Baby,
now that I’ve found you
I won’t let you go
I built my world around you
I need you so,
baby even though
You don’t need me
now
Baby,
now that I’ve found you
I won’t let you go
I built my world around you
I need you so
Baby even though
You don’t need me,
You don’t need me oh, no
Baby, baby,
when first we met
I knew in this [...]

Sahara by Clive Cussler, 1992

Clive Cussler is a bad writer.
Aggressively, enthusastically, spectacularly bad.
He contradicts himself, sometimes within the space of twenty pages. Character development is nonexistent. Plot elements and contrivances range from the extremely unlikely to the flat-out silly. He uses the wrong words, and repeatedly. Had he started writing fifty years earlier, he would’ve [...]

Quote of the day

“I demand an explanation! I intend to hold you to account for alienating the affection of my wife.”
“Affections,” Wolfe said.
“What?”
“Affections. In that context the plural is used.” He lifted the glass and drank, and licked his lips.
Kearns stared at him. “I didn’t come here,” he said, “to have my grammar corrected.”
“Not grammar. Diction.”
— Rex Stout, [...]

Quote of the day

We’re going to drink this one to Ozzie — a good man who saved my ass by injecting me into yours.
— Jeffrey Boam, InnerSpace

But he doesn’t say “Look, I don’t have time to explain right now, so you’re just gonna have to trust me”

Jack Bauer tells you how to cook a hot dog.
Heh.
(þ Charles Hill)

Quote of the day

You said you needed me,
Or at least that’s what I thought.
At times the memories
Seem to be knocking at my door.
I’ve seen the film a million times
Feels like I wrote the storyline
I refuse to replay
The mistakes that we made yesterday.
— Oi va voi, “Yesterday’s Mistakes”

Random treasure unearthed from Project Gutenberg

Little Fuzzy by H. Beam Piper.

Quote of the day

BOWFINGER
Would you be willing to cut your hair?
JIFF
Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I’ve had a few… accidents.
— Steve Martin, Bowfinger

Heh.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
… Heh!
Yeah, that’s just kinda how Malick makes movies.

Quote of the day

Wounded spirit,
Troubled soul,
Fallen Angel,
Let it all go
Just believe me,
you will see
all the good things
your life can be.
— Gabrielle, “Fallen Angel”

Urgh. Bleh.

Er, it’s Friday? My last clear memory is around mid-day Tuesday, I think. After that, snatches and misery.
I done been sick. Not even remotely fluish, which (for me) is passing strange. Had severe shortness of breath (mostly due to mysteriously, most painfully, sore chest muscles), and a shallow, racing heartbeat (very [...]