Monthly Archives: June 2006

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If I don’t know that I know what I know, how can I possibly know that I don’t know that I know what I think that I know, hm?
— Your Humble Blogger, from a long-destroyed screenplay

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James of the Needle was a man of his word, when whisky was no party to the contract[.]
— Sir Walter Scott, Waverley

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If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference to the Devil in the House of Commons.
— Winston Churchill, on declaring alliance with the USSR against Germany

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“What kind of tofu did you have?”
“Fried.”
“Fried is best. At least you’re sure it’s dead.”
— F. Paul Wilson, The Haunted Air

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Of the kid-oriented movies that I’ve seen in the past year, I’d say I enjoyed 90% of them. When you make a movie without sex and violence and car chases and infidelity, it turns out that you have to use actual creativity. Kid movies are great.
— Scott Adams, 19 June 2006

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“Grace me no grace,” said Evan; “since you are to shed Vich Ian Vohr’s blood, the only favour I would accept from you is — to bid them loose my hands and gie me my claymore, and bide you just a minute sitting where you are!”
— Sir Walter Scott, Waverley

I shall return

But maybe, just maybe, I’ll take another week completely away from the ol’ computer. The last one was sorta unplanned, but refreshing.
Or perhaps not. We’ll see after the weekend.

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[A TV commercial] crossed my desk in 1986. It came with a press release boasting about an enormous production budget employed in service of what it termed a communications “breakthrough”. The secret of this particular breakthrough was the science of semiotics — i.e., conveying meaning via powerful symbols imbued with significance far beyond [...]

Shanghai Daily howler

Sure, it’s a Party organ, but great scot, to let something like this go unchallenged in the slightest way:
[Foreign Ministry spokeswoman] Jiang said China hopes all parties can act in a way conducive to peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula and help ease the tense situation.
She said China has always been devoted to maintaining [...]

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The ideal is terrible to see, thus lost in the depths, minute, isolated, imperceptible, shining, but surrounded by all these great black menaces monstrously massed about it; yet in no more danger than a star in the jaws of the clouds.
— Victor Hugo, Les Miserables

Guru Seth Godin Gives Me The Business

Not Really Seth Godin: You know, in order to succeed in Today’s Business Environment, what you really need to do is Be Remarkable™.
Me: Um.
NRSG: And do you know what you need in order to Be Remarkable™?
Me:A banal, trite, trademarkable phrase that can substitute for actual insight gained from difficult analysis and thought?
NRSG: [...]

Sounds low to me, actually.

86% of all email traffic is spam.
(þ Paul Hsieh)

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At first you can’t believe him, he’s so odd, and then you want to carry him around with you always.
— Humphrey Bogart, in a letter to Lauren Bacall, describing Truman Capote

Man, that’s a long memory

I told him to do that years ago!

Another blog well met!

Met the WitNit on Sunday. Showed him around a bit of Shanghai he hadn’t seen yet, shared a bit of history with him, scored free lunch (at a German restaurant — ahhhh, wienerschnitzel!) in return.
It’s a curious thing, but bloggers, when I’ve met them in person, almost always sound a bit different than they [...]