Reasoned Opposition
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This entry was posted at
03:10 GMT on 7 April 2003
When a guy thinks that Bush
is Hitler sans mustoosh
That's a moron
When a gal thinks Hussein
is the one with a brain
That's a moron
Skulls will ring
Dinga linga ling
Dinga linga ling
And they'll say Bush is evil
Boneheads play
Tippy tippy tay
Tippy tippy tay
It's all about oi-il
When questions make you drool
like a gibbering fool
That's a moron
When you march down the street
Chanting "Bush Must Be Beat"
You feel "love"
When you walk in a dream
But can't tell you're not dreaming, signora
'Scu-sa me, but you see
Here in reality
That's a Moron!
With all due apologies to Dean Martin (who sang "That's Amore"), the Capitol Steps (who parodied it first with "That's a Moron"), and Aaron Haspel (who will likely de-link me for perpetrating such godawful poetry).
Link, not poetry, via Chip Joyce at About the War.
(And by the by, would anyone on the anti-war side include that last bit in the video, showing that they're only human? I tend to think not.)